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deviation on March 21st, 2020 06:19 am (UTC)Oh, no, no. I'm saying that you probably wouldn't have stood a chance of sleeping with Dawn or Kory if it was just training. They were fighting for their lives with you, there's a difference.
[ ohh she knows that's not true but she can pretend just to try and get him to spill. meanwhile, she's not that invested in who dick's actually sleeping with, but she is just- so not used to there being secrets between them. of course it's different here. but STILL.
ugh. she hates when he brings up the contract because she can't argue with it.]
I'm getting done what I need to get done. Just because I'm not falling in love with anyone doesn't mean I'm not getting laid.
[ sothere.]
[ ohh she knows that's not true but she can pretend just to try and get him to spill. meanwhile, she's not that invested in who dick's actually sleeping with, but she is just- so not used to there being secrets between them. of course it's different here. but STILL.
ugh. she hates when he brings up the contract because she can't argue with it.]
I'm getting done what I need to get done. Just because I'm not falling in love with anyone doesn't mean I'm not getting laid.
[ sothere.]
alazul on March 29th, 2020 04:12 am (UTC)Wow. Thanks for the vote of confidence here. And I really thought you were my friend for a moment there.
[Dick knows she doesn't mean it, but it doesn't mean he's not going to act up all offended about it either.
She'll meet Gwen, eventually. He does want the petite blonde to meet all the Titans, but they are family, and well. He's not exactly sure where their...friendship stands in the light of 'Wanna meet my family' yet. It's a huge step, and while part of him wants to get there, the other part is terrified by that thought.]
Good.
And no one's falling in love here.
[Do you know what's the longest river in Egypt?]
[Dick knows she doesn't mean it, but it doesn't mean he's not going to act up all offended about it either.
She'll meet Gwen, eventually. He does want the petite blonde to meet all the Titans, but they are family, and well. He's not exactly sure where their...friendship stands in the light of 'Wanna meet my family' yet. It's a huge step, and while part of him wants to get there, the other part is terrified by that thought.]
Good.
And no one's falling in love here.
[Do you know what's the longest river in Egypt?]
deviation on March 29th, 2020 04:41 am (UTC)Cheer up, buttercup. I know a little playful banter is nothing your ego can't handle.
I know. But I'm really never going to let the "sleepyhead" thing go now, I hope you realize that.
I know. But I'm really never going to let the "sleepyhead" thing go now, I hope you realize that.
alazul on March 31st, 2020 10:10 pm (UTC)Buttercup. Really?
[What is it with women and giving him nicknames pertaining to food? First Gwen, now Donna.]
Yeah, yeah, I'm tough material and all.
[Dammit Donna, why can't he stay angry at you?
Yeah, that's a small smile on his lips when he sends her his next text:]
Yeah, I know. Is it because she got a nickname and you don't? Because I can find you one, you know.
[What is it with women and giving him nicknames pertaining to food? First Gwen, now Donna.]
Yeah, yeah, I'm tough material and all.
[Dammit Donna, why can't he stay angry at you?
Yeah, that's a small smile on his lips when he sends her his next text:]
Yeah, I know. Is it because she got a nickname and you don't? Because I can find you one, you know.